Reasons Why Never Visit A 5 Star Hotel

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Waiter : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Customer: "tea please"

Waiter : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Customer : "Ceylon tea "

Waiter : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Customer: "white"

Waiter: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Customer: "With milk "

Waiter: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Customer: "With cow milk please.

Waiter: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Customer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Waiter: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Customer: "With sugar"

Waiter: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Customer: "Cane sugar "

Waiter quot; White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Customer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Waiter: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Customer: "Mineral water"

Waiter: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Customer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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